Do You Need My Help With This?

shower imageA lot of people know I’m a shower head expert.

I keep up with shower head designs.

I look at them on the net. When we go to Home Depot. Or Lowe’s. Or pretty much wherever shower heads are sold…I make sure to check them out.

In fact. When I take Mommy and Daddy to show houses. We all have jobs.

Daddy usually makes sure things are “solid”. He’ll say things like “roof looks good”, “water heater is a little old”. Blahblahblah.

Mommy checks out the “possibilities”. Put the couch there. Paint this here. Blahblahblah.

My job? Arguably one the most important jobs…check out the shower heads and make sure they’re up to standards. Brutal work.

But I’m not a one-trick-pony. Nope.

A lot of people don’t know this about me, but one of my hidden talents is that I am also a design expert.

shelf2For instance. The other day Mommy got a new shelving unit.

It’s nice I guess…but she didn’t put anything on it.

So I decide to…put my touch on it…if you will. Or even if you won’t.

You can see what I mean in this picture.

I know what you’re thinking when you look at it.

You’re thinking: “Wow…looky that…look at how pre-wy!”…AND…you wouldn’t be wrong. It’s what I do.

But I thought I’d give you some finer points to my design techniques. Sorta like they do on those TV shows…except I know what I’m talking about.

For instance. This first pictureshelf3 is a little combo of some of my art work.

You’ll notice how Groush is in the middle of some sand art I did.

But he’s not just standing there in the middle.

Notice how the green and purple in the sand bring out the colors in Groush’s hair, mouth, and eyes.

That doesn’t just happen by accident.

shelf4And this little design I call Alec-shui.

I believe that’s where the popular design philosophy Feng shui comes from? But I have no idea who Feng is???

And who calls their kid Feng???

Anywho. In this Alec-shui design, I have incorporated 6 items that tell my story.

First the hourglass. Although I think it’s only a minute glass. Daddy calls it my attention span. Whatever that means????

Then I added a Coke can. It’s a little something I picked up at the World of Coke in Atlanta. I love me some Coke!

Finally I found 4 random blocks that – coincidentally – spell my name. Happy accident.   😉

Anyway. I don’t want to belabor the point. But people are always asking me about my talents. And this is one of them.

Now I know after seeing this post, I’m gonna get a TON of calls. Even more than I do already.

People are gonna be all:

Alec…come check out my shower heads. Are they ok?

Alec…help me decorate my new shelving unit!

Problem is…I’m a little busy with my new job…and I don’t have a lot of time.

But here’s what I AM WILLING to do.

If you go to the link on my new job and make a donation. I will give you my feed back on any design problem you’re working on. Or any shower head question you might have.

Well…I’ve got to get back to work. And you’ve got design and shower head questions to come up with…and some donating to do.

So bye. See ya ta-mah-wo.

 

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2 thoughts on “Do You Need My Help With This?

  1. wally reisinger

    Need you alec to come to and check out my showers. . Are you up to travel to Michigan yet. Maybe I will send pictures. A new and better designer is in the family

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    1. AJ Post author

      You can send pics.

      Reply

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