Talents? What am I? A dancing monkey?
I guess they’re referring to the movie Rain Man.
Like he had some kind of “talent”???
Big whoop. I can eat cheese puffs with a tooth pic too. And…oh…wait for it…I also have my people cut my pizza into small bites to make it easier to eat. Talent? What the…
And don’t even get me started on Wheel Of Fortune. Boooor-riiiiing.
But I get it. I guess people are interested. Annnnd…since I’m kind of a big deal…I’ll share.
If I had a “thing”. It would probably be drawing and music.
I can just see things in my head. And make them happen on paper.
Just kidding. I didn’t do that.
WHAT IS THAT??? Ridiculous. And a little creepy.
Nope I usually focus on practical things. Things that matter.
Side note: The one on the right is a toy. When inspiration hits…
I love music.
I don’t have a favorite instrument. But don’t blame Mom and Dad.
Believe me. They’ve tried finding an instrument that can keep my attention and focus.
Me? Focus? <insert palm to shaking forehead here>
Daddy says they’ve spent a college tuition trying to find an instrument I can play.
I’m not sure what that means??? But I can tell you they have bought me A LOT of instruments. A LOT.
Guitars. Clarinets. Recorders. Xylophones. Drums (that was Mom’s idea)…which reminds me…I gotta bang on those things in a minute.
And that’s Just to name a few.
Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate it. But I really want a tuba and a glockenspiel. The tuba because it’s straight-up cool. The glockenspiel…well…that’s just fun to say.
But Mom and Dad are all “NO”. And I’m like “YES”
No. Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!
Negotiations are ongoing…but I like my chances.
Anyway. If I had to tell you what my “thing” is…that’d be it.
So there you have it. My “special talents”.
Of course. I am also a pretty good signer too.
And I’ve been known to blow up a dance floor or grocery store aisle from time-to-time…like the monkey. True story.
Aw-rite. Well…I have to get back at it for the day.
Bye. See ya ta-mah-wo.
So this is where I got the picture of the:
Dancing monkey…a monkey…who dances. Hilarious.
Creepy picture…it’s called The Scream. It’s by some guy named Edvard Munch. Is that a real name??? And…apparently someone stole it once. Who would steal that????